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Product Description

Cedar Crate Market is a woman owned and family operated brand. We create fun, sassy, and humorous candles, gifts and lifestyle goods. Our Products are handmade in the USA with creative designs that fit any décor.

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Clean & Sustainable

Our candles are made with 100% soy wax without any additives, phthalates, or harmful chemicals.

Made in the USA

Our hand poured candles are made in small batches in our hometown of Minnetonka, MN.

The Perfect Gift

Our candles are carefully packaged in a gift box to ensure they arrive perfect and ready to give.

Premium Fragrances

All of our candles are made with the highest quality fragrances infused with essential oils.

Local Sourcing

We only use soy wax made from USA grown soy beans to support local farmers and their families.

1 Clean & Sustainable

2 Made in the USA

3 The Perfect Gift

4 Premium Fragrances

5 Local Sourcing

13.5oz Jar Candle

Candle Sizes

60+ Hours

Burn Time

45+ Hours

Made it the USA

Hand Poured

Gift Box

Reusable Jar & Lid

60+ Hours

Burn Time

60+ Hours

Made it the USA

Hand Poured

Gift Box

Reusable Jar & Lid

9oz Jar Candle

13.5oz Jar Candle

Cedar Crate Market is Woman Owned and Family Operated

We celebrate all of life’s important moments, big and small, with classic designs that never go out of style. Our Company is always growing and adding new one-of-a-kind products that make the perfect gift for anyone or occasion!

We specialize in funny candles that smell amazing. We are proud to hand pour our candles in small batches right here in the USA. Based in our hometown of Minnetonka, MN we make all of our candles with 100% soy wax and cotton wicks for a superior clean burn. Our soy wax is made from soy beans grown exclusively by farmers in the USA. We never add artificial colors or additives to our candles and use essential oils in many of our fragrances.

Our gifts and lifestyle goods are made with humor and love, from coffee mugs & barware to keepsake ornaments & frames, we have something for everyone. All of our glassware is dishwasher safe and won’t fade over time. We always work hard to make quality products that will last.

Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 3.5 x 3.5 x 4.25 inches; 1.25 Pounds
Date First Available ‏ : ‎ March 9, 2022
Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Cedar Crate Market
ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09V5QMC7B
Country of Origin ‏ : ‎ USA
FUNNY GIFTS: “Therapy Helps But Screaming Profanities is Cheaper and Faster”, Kraft Label, 10-ounce Glass Jar, Scented Soy Candle, carefully packaged in a gift box, it is an excellent present for your best friend, coworker, sister, work friend, forever friend, Graduation Gift. Best Friend Birthday Gift, Best Friend Christmas Gift, Stocking Stuffers for friends, Best Friend Going Away Gift, Graduation, Congrats, retirement, long distance friendship, bday, mothers day, or any occasion.
HIGHLY SCENTED SOY CANDLE: “Island Coconut Lime” Our fragrant, all natural soy wax candles are infused with premium oils to create a calming scent . Our 100% soy Candle Gifts are not only beautiful and aromatic but are also non-toxic and safe to burn in your home. A perfect addition to any home or office: Display this candle in your bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, living room, office, foyer or house. The long lasting scent of our decorative vegan soy candles is bound to freshen your space.
BURN TIME: 50-60 Hours. We use premium grade soy wax that has a clean and consistent burn with no additives or residue. Our Cotton wicks help provide a slower burn time so you can enjoy your candle longer! Once you’re done enjoying the candle, you can reuse the container. Our candles are carefully designed and crafted with your home and family in mind. Our Relaxing Aromatherapy candles will help you relax, soothe, and unwind.
FUNNY, INSPIRING or INSPIRATIONAL GIFT for birthday, Galentine’s, stocking stuffer, breakup, Christmas Gift, bday, mothers day or any other event in her life, will let your bff know how fabulous she is. Our funny candles that are guaranteed to give your bestie a good laugh. Our Inspirational and Sentimental Candle Gifts will warm her heart. Our friendship candles will make her smile and know she is loved. We even have candles with outrageous and sassy sayings that are sure to surprise.
GIFTS FOR ANY OCCASION: Our Best Friend Candles will perfectly express Your Love and humor. Celebrate Every Special Event! This candle makes an excellent birthday gift for women friends, your Mom, Wife, Daughters, girlfriend, bff, aunt, grandma, loved one, work friend, boss, coworker, employee or yourself. Celebrate professional achievements such as a new job, a promotion or graduation. The perfect gift for holidays, the “I’m thinking of you moments”, or even if you are miles apart.